I got this as an email and thought it was too cute not to post. Try some of these tips to relieve stress:
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Disguise Your Voice !
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their
Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy.'
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk
and see how many looks you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat,
with a serious face.
8 . Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go.'
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
11. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
12. When The Money Comes Out The ATM,
Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
13 . When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
14. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Current Cost of Gas, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
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Oh you have no idea how many people come to the snowcone stand (which is a drive thru) and ask for their snocones to-go. I always get confused when they say that...I still don't know what they mean. Maybe with a lid? I have no clue.
That is funny, Lori! HAHA... You can ask them, "Would you like to eat your sno cone here with us or is this to go?" HAHA....
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